Lore
This Chazzz Jizzzle member peed on the Rocky Steps
Who is Kenny Foreman?
"Reminds me of when I used to hallucinate in the hospital that the FNAF 2 animatronics were coming to kill me every 3 hours and never slept through a single night (nurses would wake you up every 3 hours anyway to get you to take more oral drugs)."
Who is Grant Pinkos?
This is Rylan, Jansen, etc.'s group chat focused on rizzing women
What is Var Maxxing?
This was the final score of the Chazzz Jizzle intramural basketball team's infamous defeat at the hands of Aaron's residents?
This character was banned from attending Villanova basketball for a semester for insulting Kyle Neptune
Who is Ryan Hartnett?
This Chazzz Jizzzle member had a mouse crawl up their pants
Who is John Flock?
"Hitler did NOT kill 6 million Jews. I firmly believe that. Not saying he's a good guy by any stretch of the imagination. But I feel like the US version of history is overly exaggerated to make out enemies look worse."
Who is Austin Ondrusek?
Lui calls his girlfriend this nickname
Who is Chum Chum?
This was Grant Uzzle's fantasy football punishment?
What is doing mental reps in the gym
This character recently evicted Paul from Scanlon's room because he felt unsafe in his presence
Gabe Donovan
Uzzle's Secret Santa sweater said this
What is "I have a BIG package for you"
"Bro u can not ask a girl to marry you over face time 1. You can't ask a girl to marry you after a month 2. You can't ask a girl to marry you that you have never met 3. How u gonna give her a ring or anything if u can't cover a poker buy in"
Who is Kolbe Holmsted?
When asked if he was going to kiss them by a girl, he infamously responded "Wasn't planning on it."
This Chazz Jizzzle member hit a game winning RBI to advance the intramural team to the semi finals this year.
Who is Kenny Nunez?
Which character claims to have over 25 bodies, has kissed over 50 girls, and owns 5 bustdown rollies.
Luke Myers
Austin lasted this many weeks as an RA
What is 4 weeks?
"Ima be on Paul's utters all the time then if he's Miltank"
Who is Jhonny Cedillos?
Tyler stopped seeing this girl so he could play OG Fortnite more
Who is Sofia Sanchez?
This Chazzz Jizzzle member was forcibly removed from a Villanova game at Wells Fargo Center
Who is Paul Quinlan?
This character won third place at the Villanova Talent Show
Who is Olivia Millin?
These were the original founding members of Chazzz Jizzzle
John Flock, Tyler Faris, Kenny Nunez, Luis Salgado
"This martin sounds delectable and fuckable"
Lucy Olsen follows this Chazzz Jizzzle member on Instagram
Who is Lam Nguyen?
This child played in the 2025 Sobol vs Flock basketball game.
Who is Ben?
Which man kissed another man for $10?
Who is Dan Sobol?