jokes part 3
there are eggs and how do they feel now
eggs don't have feeling
what did the horse say to dad?
don't get on my back or I will kick you where no one's ever gotten hit before. stop horsing around
5+9=
14
doc
nurses
What did one tree say to the other
geeimatree
what happened to the ice
like the witch of the west. I'm melting
there are 2 fish in a tank one did the other one say
do you know how to drive this thing
14+89=
103
sales
office
there are 5 elephants that fly and there are 11 cars how many cars are left?
there are 6 cars left because the other set of cars have their windshields shattered.
where do pens come from
pensciltucky
why did the pig roll down the hill
Pork roll
44+65=
109
teacher
instruckor
What kind of bird that can do math?
owlgebra
what do elephants make
number 2 pencils
why did you drop a piano down an elevator shaft and what note did it hit?
beef flat
91+79=
170
do we need to know about politics?
we don't
there are 42 people sitting and there are 3 kidnappers.
and only 4 people are kidnapped how many are left ?
there are only 1 person left because the other one left
what do you call a flashlight without a lightbulb
cement
there are larks and then there were none what happened to the larks?
magic got their tails
65+98=
163
students
cra cra crazy
there are 8 people in a classroom and the power goes out what do you do?
run and yell where is Paul