Faculty Fun Facts
Pittsburgh
Actual Chemistry
Mellon/Bayer School
Science Puns
100

Who was a star swimmer while in college at Duke?

Dr. Gawalt

100

What's the name of Pittsburgh's soccer team?

Riverhounds

100

What is Beer's Law?

A=εbc

100

Where are the juniors traveling  for the Spring 2020 ACS Conference?

Philadelphia :(

100

Why should you never trust an atom?

They make up everything :O

200

Which professor has 5 wiener dogs?

Dr. Evanseck

200

Who is the famous playwright from Pittsburgh's Hill District?

August Wilson

200

What does the Sn2 reaction do to a molecule's stereochemistry? (sorry freshmen)

inverts it

200

Where did the seniors travel for the "ACS Conference" last year? (it is where dreams come true)

Disney World :)

200

What do you call something made of copper and tellurium?

CuTe

300

Which professor recently had their second baby?

Dr. Bloomfield

300

What vaccine was developed at the University of Pittsburgh in 1950?

Polio

300

According to Le Chatelier's Principle, which way does the equilibrium shift in an exothermic reaction when heat is added?

Towards the reactants/to the left

300

Is Laura Falk Lecture Hall on the Bayer or field side of Mellon?

Bayer

300

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Hint: it's ELEMENTARY my dear Watson

barium

400

Who is the only professor who studies electrochemistry?

Dr. Khan

400

What more important molecule was accidentally discovered at Duquesne University?

Ferrocene!

400

Which gas law states the relationship between pressure and volume?

Boyle's Law

400

Who should you cc on all of your emails to Dee or Val?

Denise V

400

What does a chemist call a circular amusement park ride made of iron(II)?

ferrous wheel

500

Which professor does not believe in global warming?

Dr. Bruce Beaver

500

What shape is in the Pittsburgh Steelers' logo?

hypocycloids

500

Write the equation to find energy for particle in a box model.

E=(n2h2)/8mL2

500

What did Dean Reeder earn a PhD in?

geography

500

What do you call an acid with an attitude? (think biochem)

a-mean-o acid (amino lol)