According to Donald
The worst presidential candidate EVER.
Who is Joe Biden?
Biden phrase popular at card tables.
So here's the deal.
We hate authoritarians, so we vote for Trump!
Who are American Cubans?
Color of wall that helped defeat Trump.
What is Blue?
Think of it as a liquid border wall.
What is a moat?
Like the syndrome, the virus is theirs.
What is China?
Biden's Grandpa-word for "bullshit."
What is Malarky?
"Ism" distancing Joe will have to do from Bernie and AOC.
What is socialism?
Donald Trump is not this kind of politician.
What is a career politician?
It's chief function is changing the channel to Fox News.
What is a remote?
These should be banned from Halloween costumes.
What are masks?
Joe and ____ went up to the Hill.
Who is Jill?
Ohio's Jim Jordan speaks for this group.
What is the Freedom Caucus?
In bridge, it's every Democrat's favorite bid.
What is No Trump.
Last name of Woodward & Bernstein's 'deep' source.
What is throat?
I cut off funding to this place's health organization.
What is the world?
His feminist detractors consider it "armed" harassment.
What is hugging?
They say marijuana should be legal and government health care illegal.
Who are Libertarians?
Trump Adviser John's last name foretold a quick exit.
What is Bolton?
Trump fires people, but does this to conspiracy theories.
What is promote them?
The state we need to liberate.
What is Michigan?
State that's well aware of Joe.
What is Delaware?
Opposite of Shy Girls
Who are the Proud Boys?
He wishes he'd strapped Trump to the roof of his car.
Who is Mitt Romney?
It's what The Donald does when he wins.
What is gloat?