The action that Spoon Licker, an Icelandic yule lad who suffers mal nutrition, likes to partake in
what is licking spoons
a killer instrument that you put on a sled
what are slay bells
This peppermint candy got its shape in order to remind children of the shepherds that visited Jesus
What are candy canes
"you really are a heel, your as cutely as a cactus and as charming as an eel"
what is "your a mean one Mr. Grinch"
The three gifts the wise me brought
what are gold, frankincense, and myre
Gryla, an Icelandic ogre woman, does this to kids, and is said to "preffer" doing it to the naughty one
what is eating kids
What is santa claws
This inedible food is famous for its long shelf life
What is fruitcake
"its christmas time in the city, ring a ling(ring aling) hear them ring (hear them ring) soon it will be christmas day"
what is silver bells
Christmas was originally this Latin holiday until the romans got tired of the romans rioting, so they decided to tame them with goody two shoes Christianity
What is Saturnalia
During Mari Lwyd the welch go door to door singing a song about this
What is letting them in
a horned anthropomorphic figure that has an involuntary muscle spasm
what is crampus
This toy is the nsa for hiding around you house and spying on your children
"Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world"
What is "do they know its Christmas time at all
Along with red and green, this is the forgotten 3rd color of Christmas
What is gold
If you have been really naughty, Perchta, from the alpine region of Germany will out all your innards and replace them with this
What is straw and stone
a frost golem that protects your zatzenfruit garden from witches spells and wood trolls
what is a sgnomean
the correct name for this drink is "milk punch"
what is eggnog
"While shepherds kept their watching
O'er silent flocks by night
Behold throughout the heavens
There shone a Holy light"
what is "go tell it on the mountain"
In the song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" the teacher is lying about this fact
What is that hippos are vegetarians
Perchta, from the alpine region of Germany goes around visiting children on this night of christmas
what is the twelfth night
baked goods with no soul
What are ginger bread cookies
This company has used Santa in there advertisements as a "mascot" since 1931
What is Coca Cola
"Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen "
What is "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause"
On top of being the patron saint of sailors, wolves, children, and pawnbrokers, santa was also the saint of this proffesion
what are prostitutes