Shop Talk
The number 1 topic talked about by oldheads (and youngins) in the shop is a debate about these two men and who is the goat.
Who are LeBron James and Michael Jordan?
"Stop crying before I ___"
"Give you something to cry about."
This white chick's actor famously said, "Oh, you wanna talk about mothers ?"
Who is Marlon Wayans?
A term used to describe a fight.
What is a Fade?
This Canadian rapper once broke Spotify’s one-day streaming record for an album with More Life and is known for his “Toronto sound.”
Who is Drake?
He has 5 fourheads, and he talks loud.
Who is Stephen A. Smith?
"I hope you know that homework like ___"
"you know them lyrics"
In Black Panther, T’Challa faces this cousin, who challenges him for the throne of Wakanda.
Who is Killmonger?
This phrase means to pay attention/acknowledge to the gossip or drama someone is spilling.
What is Clock that tea?
Before releasing Top, this Louisiana rapper dropped a string of mixtapes while still a teenager, earning a reputation for his output and raw lyrics.
Who is NBA Youngboy?
He wears five outfits at one time while giving his take.
Who is Cam Newton?
"Fix your ___ before I ___"
"Face" and "Fix it for you"
In Barbershop, this actor plays Calvin, the barber who struggles to keep his family business alive in Chicago.
Who is Ice Cube?
You say this when a person is lying; it is often used when calling out inauthentic behavior.
What is Cap?
Known as the “Queen of Hip-Hop Soul,” this singer released hits like If I Ain’t Got You and You Don't Know My Name.
Who is Alicia Keys?
When African parents take their child to the barber shop they usually ask the barber to give them this.
What is a Bald Cut/Low Cut?
"Make sure you _____ before I get home."
"Take the chicken out the freezer."
This son is asked, "How you get fired...on your day off?" In this movie.
What is Friday?
When two people are having a disagreement, this is said to end the conversation. Like an agree to disagree moment.
What is (Rd bro) you got it?
This Texas rapper went viral for filming a music video with his wanted poster while on the run.
Who is Tay-K?
If a barber is too eager, it typically means they're not that good, except if a kid walks in with this.
What is his (good-looking) mom?
"This ___ more than ___"
"Hurts me," and "It hurts you."
This actor "wants a woman that's going to arouse my intellect as well as my lions."
Who is Eddie Murphy/ Coming to America?
A Florida term used to describe a young and/or inexperienced person. Also common in ATL.
What is a Jitt?
This Motown legend, tragically died in 1984 after being shot by his father.
Who is Marvin Gaye?