Old Testament
this is the longest book in the Bible.
What is Psalms?
this three-letter acronym is for when you receive to much information about someone's day
what is TMI (Too much information?
the only mammal that cannot jump.
This is the one-word answer you usually give when asked, "How was school today?"
What is "fine" (good or okay)?
At a restaurant, a parent might make this request, which their teen finds mortifying, involving singing and dessert.
What is asking the staff to sing "Happy Birthday"
who anointed David as King?
if you're giving your opinion, but want to sound humble, use this four-letter acronym
what is IMHO (In my humble opinion)?
the first iPhone was released in this year.
What is 2007?
This specific item that needs to be signed by a parent and returned to the school tomorrow morning
What is the permission slip?
This term is used when a mom or dad attempts to use slang in an entirely incorrect context.
What is trying to be "hip" (or failing to understand slang)
in which book of the Bible do we read the story of Samson and Delilah?
what is the book of Judges
when you dont know the answer to a question in a group chat, this three-letter acronym is your best friend
what is IDK (I don't know)
In the game of tennis, this word is used to mean a score of zero.
What is Love?
When a parent asks, "what did you have for lunch?", this is the food item they're hoping you actually ate.
The Tendency of parents to compare everything their child does to how they themselves did it "back in my day," often taking partial this for their child's achievements.
What is credit?
the last book of the Old Testament
what is Malachi?
Instagram stories and snapchat content disappear after this many hours.
What is Q?
What is "it's too late now" (or "you should have told me earlier")?
The act of using a child's full name, including their middle name, in a loud, stern voice in public, which immediately signals they are in this/
What is trouble?
what is Obidiah?
Before social media took over, this word meant a small insect, but now it means to listen in on someone's conversation.
What is "BUG"?
What is an aglet?
What is who the difficult students are?
Bringing up embarrassing stories in front of their friends.
What is parental storytelling gone wrong?