Movies
Green, joyful, and triumphant (not so)
Grinch
This song pretends to be romantic but is actually about emotional manipulation
Baby, it's cold outside
It's spooky, but also about Christmas? Seriously what time of year should I actually watch this movie?
Nightmare before Christmas
This phrase summarizes the pressure to pretend everything is perfect at Christmas
It's the most wonderful time of the year
This U.S. state is the largest producer of Christmas trees
Oregon
Child abandonment is fine, as long as it's Christmas!
Home Alone
Shoutout to "The First" born, love you babe!
The First Noel
This Disney character solves every problem by singing instead of going to therapy
Any Disney Protagonist ever
Jesus was born here, not in a cozy barn with perfect lighting, while serenated by the little drummer boy
Bethlehem
This reindeer's name means "thunder" in German
Donner
Action movie that is also a Christmas movie? Question mark?
Die Hard (Indeed a Christmas movie)
This song casually threatens children with surveillance during the holidays
Santa Claus is coming to town
This movie asks: "What if winter......but emotionally
Frozen
The wise men followed a star and brought these questionable baby shower gifts with no gift receipt
Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh
I made it out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
Instead of breaking and entering into your home, we kidnap your spoiled kids and take them on a journey to the North Pole. Just make sure you hold on to your ticket!
Polar Express
Google Translate is needed for this song (not Hugh talking to Auntie Margaret)
Feliz Navidad
This villain literally gambles with Christmas souls
Oogie Boogie
According to Scripture, this group hears about Jesus' birth before royalty
Shepherds
This wintry themed Taylor Swift album was released during Christmas time in 2020
Evermore
This movie is full of small town bakeries, big city corporate careers, your old high school fling who had a major glow up, and unrealistically attractive people.
Any Hallmark Christmas movie ever
All I want for Christmas is......
My 2 front teeth
This family friendly Christmas movie begins with a man literally falling off a roof
The Santa Claus
This carol openly acknowledges fear and silence rather than joy
Silent Night
A gift that creates emotional obligation
Any handmade gift (like your kid's handmade ornaments in school)