I get chopped down, decorated all over, and I have wings on top. What am I?
A Christmas tree.
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Which popular Christmas beverage is also called “milk punch?”
Eggnog
I am a helpful creature– I’m not too big and not too small. Out of all my fellow reindeer, you could say I’m the fastest of them all. Who am I?
Dasher
How do snowmen shop online?
They use the winter-net!
What bird is the most popular main course for Christmas dinner in America?
Turkey
I’m a cookie you might like to eat, and some might say I’m a favored Christmas treat. I have brown arms, eyes and don’t forget my feet. What am I?
A gingerbread man.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
What is a turducken
A turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken
I come with many colors, very big and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights.
What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?
The Christmas howl-idays!
What nut is famously roasted and sold by street vendors during the Christmas season?
Chestnuts
Santa was having problems with his legs and couldn’t walk, so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give Santa to help him walk?
A candy cane.
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!
Before turkey became popular, what meat was the traditional centerpiece of English Christmas feasts?
Goose (and before that, boar's head)