Chrismas Riddles
Chrismas Jokes
Chrismas Foods
100

I get chopped down, decorated all over, and I have wings on top. What am I?

A Christmas tree.

100

What falls but never gets hurt?

Snow!

100

Which popular Christmas beverage is also called “milk punch?”

Eggnog

200

I am a helpful creature– I’m not too big and not too small. Out of all my fellow reindeer, you could say I’m the fastest of them all. Who am I?

Dasher

200

How do snowmen shop online?

They use the winter-net!

200

What bird is the most popular main course for Christmas dinner in America?

Turkey

300

I’m a cookie you might like to eat, and some might say I’m a favored Christmas treat. I have brown arms, eyes and don’t forget my feet. What am I?

A gingerbread man.

300

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

Rude-olph!

300

What is a turducken

A turkey stuffed with a duck, which is stuffed with a chicken

400

I come with many colors, very big and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?

Christmas lights.

400

What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?

The Christmas howl-idays!

400

What nut is famously roasted and sold by street vendors during the Christmas season?


Chestnuts

500

Santa was having problems with his legs and couldn’t walk, so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give Santa to help him walk?

A candy cane.


500

What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?

The elf-abet!

500

Before turkey became popular, what meat was the traditional centerpiece of English Christmas feasts?


Goose (and before that, boar's head)