Things Christine Hates
While some people enjoy this lighter white wine, she’d rather reach for its richer cousin instead.
Pinot grigio
A buttery glass of this white wine is often her drink of choice....
Chardonnay
After she's thrown some shade...
Just sayin'
The world mourned this British royal in 1997 after a car crash in Paris shocked millions around the globe.
Princess Diana
Song #1
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus
After dinner, when everyone else is excited for cake or cookies, she’s usually happy to skip this course entirely and opt for an espresso martini.
Dessert
Her favorite way to enjoy a cocktail: the sun is still out, the brunch menu is open, and technically it’s “socially acceptable.”
Day Drinking
After she's had a few chardonnays...
soooooo yeah
He asked if Annie was ok, but he was famously NOT when he overdid the propofol...
Michael Jackson
Song #2
I Heard a Rumour - Bananarama
If the thermostat creeps up or the sun is blazing, her patience quickly melts along with it.
Being hot/sweaty
Whether it’s in the car, at the bar, or at a wedding, or when a good song comes on, she can’t help but do this with her feet (and her famous hand/arm moves)
Dancing
The tone of voice she often talks to herself in...
whispering
She was at a wedding when she heard about this crash.
JFK JR
Song #3
I love you - Climax Blues Band
Few things ruin her morning faster than this—especially if it happens before she’s ready to start the day.
Being woken up early
Turn it up! From the car to the living room, this is always playing somewhere in the background of her life.
Music
black shirt, loooong skirt....
don't get it
She had more corgis than you.
Queen Elizabeth
Song #4
Promises, Promises - Naked Eyes
The four words that strike fear into every teacher’s heart: “School will be held ______.”
Online/virtual
Her favorite guy—no explanation needed. The correct response is simply his name.
Steve
When she's taken sleeping pills....
there's a man at the table!
This British pop star died on Christmas Day
George Michael
Song #5
Pop Muzik - Robin Scott