Reductive Plotlines
Paleontologist is invited to private island, DNA mumbo-jumbo, "When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth"
What is Jurassic Park (1993)?
Red skin and a thin, short stem characterizes this iconic fruit.
What is an apple?
"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
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Who is Beyonce Knowles?
This flightless bird was endemic to the island nation of Mauritius off the coast of Madagascar and, due to a myriad of reasons, is no longer with us.
What is the Dodo?
Carson recently started getting into this hobby involving capturing moments and memories using a series of mirrors and a curtain.
What is Photography?
Girl goes to new school, meets vampire, meets werewolf, trouble ensues, becomes vampire.
What is Twilight (2008)?
Be sure to give thanks when you're scarfing down this edible mixture of herbs, starches, and bread.
What is stuffing?
"Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country."
What is a sundial?
Carson has been going to these classes that involves bending, stretching, and regulating one's breathing all while sweating amongst strangers.
What is Hot Yoga?
Virginian high school football team grappling with racism, newly hired black coach is treated poorly, winning!!, car crash.
What is Remember the Titans (2000)?
A fairfood classic, this battered and fried meat is even served on a stick!
What is a corn dog?
"Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"
Who is Honey Best? (Frozone's Wife)
Best described as a western space drama, this Fox network tv show was cancelled before the remainder of its first season would air due to low ratings.
What is Firefly?
Very recently, Carson went to a home game for this Nordic-inspired team.
Who are the Minnesota Vikings?
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What is Jaws (1975)?
Some consider it a culinary feat, others cry fowl, this meal involves the preparation of three meats inside one another.
What is turducken?
Who is Michael Scott?
Considered the largest of its kind in the ancient world, this building was accidentally burned down by Julius Caesar.
What is the Library of Alexandria?
Carson has been going to the gym and getting really high doing this activity.
What is rock climbing/bouldering?
Incan leader humiliated, John Goodman is a family man, the two journey together, teamwork makes the dreams work.
What is The Emperor's New Groove (2000)?
Tasteless, bereft of any nutritional benefits, and inhumane, this meal consists of a sharp-toothed predator shredded into a broth.
What is shark fin soup?
"It's like I always say: Respect your gut biome."
Who is Carson?
Based in Dayton, Ohio, this franchise started played in the American Professional Football Association in 1920 but failed to try and angle themselves towards notoriety because they would only sign local players.
Who are the Dayton Triangles?
Carson has been reading this 1965 book which was the first recipient of the Nebula Award.
What is Dune?