Dad Quotes
Typically said when a task was easy, it is unclear whether this phrase references two meals or just one.
What is "chicken soup sandwich"?
What is a stapler?
An osteologist may recommend calcium to strengthen these parts of your body.
What are bones?
This series follows the misadventures of a small town's local government employees in Indiana.
What is Parks and Recreation? (2009-2015)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas; The Lorax; The Cat in the Hat
Who is Dr. Seuss?
The smaller version of an Apple tablet had its namesake been one of the Twin Cities.
What is iPad (Mini)apolis?
These energetic gemstones are the subject of one of dad's famous phrases.
What are "jumped up diamonds"?
Alas, quick reprieve in the break dormitory advanced by this warm, ne'er locally sourced beverage.
What is coffee?
An ichthyologist is a type of zoologist that specializes in the behavior and biology of this type of scaley creature found in water sources.
What is fish?
This prequel television series primarily focuses on a lawyer side character from the original AMC series whose title reflects the character's motto.
What is Better Call Saul? (2015-2022)
This Side of Paradise; The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; The Great Gatsby
Who is F. Scott Fitzgerald?
An ice cream with three distinct flavors and an apparatus that you lay in to brown your skin.
What is Neopoli(Tan)ning bed?
Claimed from an early 2000s Disney movie, dad would usually deploy this phrase as a line of advice when things don't go right.
What is "keep moving forward"?
Hark! Our humble working abode has yet again expended itself of its expensive writing liquid. Nay, not for our quills, but for this confounded machine.
What is a printer?
Against their name, meteorologists do not study meteors. Or at least, they might if one were to enter this intangible layer that surrounds the Earth and maintains the ability for us to live.
What is the atmosphere?
Based on an ongoing high fantasy book series, this show featured grisly deaths and iconic action scenes that culminated into a widely panned final season by critics and casual audiences alike.
What is Game of Thrones? (2011-2019)
Pride and Prejudice; Sense and Sensibility; Persuasion
Who is Jane Austen?
A type of store where you can only shop in person and an ancient bowl and grinder used to mix ingredients.
What is Brick and (Mortar) and Pestle?
Located in the north woods of Wisconsin, this ice cream parlor became a vocal stim when said in a funny voice.
What is "Scoopers"?
Mayhaps not as esoteric as mine own speech, however thou may useth this device to deliver written material hence your cubical thither to another office far away.
What is a fax machine?
A herpetologist will study these two kinds of cold-blooded creatures that are like one another except one type has dry skin while the other has moist skin.
What are reptiles and amphibians?
This British historical drama is set in the early 1910s and progresses through the decade allowing the characters to react to world changing events happening around them from the perspectives of the aristocracy and the peasantry.
What is Downton Abbey? (2010-2015)
Breakfast of Champions; Cat's Cradle; Slaughterhouse-Five
Who is Kurt Vonnegut?
Home of the Kiesow farm and the failed CIA coup of Cuba in 1961.
What is Boom (Bay) of Pigs Invasion?
Describing an alcoholic beverage, dad would sing this song over and over (or at least just the first few lyrics).
What is "Tiny Bubbles"?
Adhere a message unto this gummed and small parchment to remind thineself anon of the duties and responsibilities assigned.
What is a post-it/sticky note?
A dendrochronologist spends their time counting these specific and circular signifiers of age.
What are tree rings?
This show initially starring Kevin Spacey became the first hit show to have come out of a streaming service and contributed heavily to shifting media consumption towards streaming platforms.
What is House of Cards? (2013-2018)
In Cold Blood; Breakfast at Tiffany's; Other Voices, Other Rooms
Who is Truman Capote?
In three parts: movie starring Jack Black as a fraudulent substitute teacher, an idiom to describe greatly impressing someone, and a term to describe a relationship that continuously stops and starts.
What is School of (Rock) your socks (Off) and on again?