Why is it so cold at Christmas?
a) Because it is in winter
b) Just because
c) Because Santa doesn`t like Christmas
Because it is in winterrr
What`s the name of the person that goes oh-oh-oh?
a) Santa`s brother
b) Santa Claus Walking Backwards
c) Father Frost
Santa Claus Walking Backwards
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
a) A reindeer
b) A polar bear
c) A hare
A RAINdeer
Why does a snowman enjoy dancing?
a) Because he likes snowballs
b) Because his dancing shoes are beautiful
c) Because it`s his hobby
Because he likes snowBALLs
What do you call Santa at the beach?
a) Santa Claus
b) Sandy Claus
c) A happy man
SANDy Claus
What does Santa use to measure?
a) Centimetre
b) Compass
c) Ruler
SANTAmetre
Why is Santa so good at karate?
a) Because he is good at sport
b) Because his favourite sport is karate
c) Because he has a black belt
Because he has a black belt
What`s the name of the elf, who is good at singing?
a) Elvis Presley
b) Madonna
c) Morgenshtern
ELFis Presley
What do elves eat for breakfast?
a) Cookies
b) Snowflakes
c) Tangerines
Snow FLAKES
Why do the elves go to school?
a) Because they learn the alphabet
b) Because they don`t know numbers and can`t count presents
c) Because they like to study at school
Because they learn the ELFabet
What`s the name of Santa`s reindeer, which has got bad manners?
a) Comet
b) Rudolf
c) Dancer
Rudolf (from rude-грубый)
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
a) Dead Santa
b) Santa Pause
c) A gingerbread
Santa PAUSE
Why does Santa has a garden?
а) Because he has got a black belt in garnening, too
b) Because he can go ho-ho-ho
c) Because his elves enjoy flowers
Because he can go hoe-hoe-hoe
What`s the name of an old snowman?
a) Grandpa
b) Snowflake
c) Water
Water
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas Tree?
a) A pear tree
b) A christmas apple
c) A pineapple
A PINEapple
A Christmas Tree might be a pine tree.