Actors of Movies
Who is the actor of John Wick?
Keanu Reeves
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A dictionary
There upon the fireplace, Santa Claus won’t make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day.
All I want for Christmas is you
What has to be taken before you get it?
A picture
Who plays Peter in Spider Man Far from Home?
Tom Holland
Where do little trees go to become Christmas trees?
Elementree school
Once bitten and once shy I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye tell me baby, do you recognize me? Well, it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me.
Last Christmas
What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
A hole
Who plays Rick from Rick and Morty?
Ian Cardoni
What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
Fleece navidad
My mama will start to worry I’ll call a car and tell ‘em to hurry my daddy will be pacing the floor wait, what do you stay at home for?
Baby, it’s cold outside
What’s the one thing you’re always guaranteed to get on your birthday?
A year older
Who plays Lance Sterling in Spies in Disguise?
Will Smith
You’re invited to attend a Christmas party on a cruise ship. When you arrive, you see many people having fun on the boat, but when you board the cruise, there’s no single person to be found.
Because all of them are married
The blind will see, the deaf will hear, the dead will live again, the lame will leap, the dumb will speak, the praises of the lamb.
Mary did you know
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers
Who plays Shaggy in Scooby-Doo?
Matthew Lillard
Why didn’t the stocking eat for Christmas dinner
They were already stuffed
She’d been drinking eggnog and we begged her not to go but she forgot her medication and staggered out the door into the snow.
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce.
A chicken sees a salad