Hot Chocolate🍫
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A mistle-toad.🐸
What is every parent's favorite Christmas song?👩❤👨
Silent Night!🌃
Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?🧑🌾
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?🐑
Fleece Navidad.🪰
Elves use what kind of money?🧝
Jingle bills.💸
What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?🦌
Rude-olph
Why didn't the stocking eat Christmas dinner?🥗
He was stuffed!
Where do Santa and the elves go to swim?🧝🧑🎄
The North Pool🏖
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?🎄🍗
In the dictionary📘
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball🌨
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?🧛☃
Frostbite🌨
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?🧑🎄
Santa Pause.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer.
What do Santa's elves learn in school?🧝
The elf-abet.🆎
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey—he’s always 🦃.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
How does a snow globe feel?☃
A little shaken!
I come with many colors so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights
Why couldn't the teacher find anyone to help her wrap gifts?🧑🏫
No one was present.
Why is Santa so good at karate?🧑🎄
Because he has a black belt.
What is Santa's favorite kind of candy?🧑🎄
Jolly ranchers.🍬
How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?🛷
Nothing, it was on the house!🏠
What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree!🌲
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?🎄
Because the present's beneath them.🎁