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A Christmas Story
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100

The diminutive percussionist lad

The Little Drummer Boy

100

(I'm fantasizing concerning a) Blanched yuletide

White Christmas

100

Senior citizen broadsided by a horned mammal

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

100

Which Old Testament prophet had the most to say about the birth of Christ?


Isaiah

100

Who encounters a Narwhal traveling to meet his father

Buddy

200

What offspring abides thus?

What Child is This?

200

Sterling Dingers

Silver bells

200

Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere

Angels we have Heard on High

200

Who told Joseph the baby’s name was to be Jesus?


An angel in Matthew 1:21. The Bible does not say that this was Gabriel; however, it is assumed to be him since he was the one specifically mentioned as the messenger to Mary and Zacharias in Luke 1.


200

What is the name of George Bailey's guardian Angel in "It's a Wonderful Life"

Clarence

300

Hey, approach all you who are steadfast

Oh Come all ye Faithful

300

Valentino, the roseate-proboscis caribou

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

300

Hey, miniscule urban area of southwest Jerusalem

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

300

Two of the four Gospels do not mention the birth of Christ. Which two?


Neither Mark or John tell the story of the birth of Christ.


300

Ralphie really wants this for Christmas

A red Rider BB Gun

400

Us, the autocratic triumvirate

We Three Kings

400

My only yuletide desire is anterior denture work

All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth

400

Creator take pause you cheerful sirs

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

400

Can you list 5 names of Jesus found in the Bible?


Jesus, Emmanuel, the Christ, Wonderful, Counselor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace


400

Name of the 'gang' trying to get Kevin McCallister

The Wet Bandits (Harry & Marv)

500

Ecstasy toward the orb

Joy to the World

500

I visualized my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent, unshaven male in a crimson disguise

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

500

Hey, hallowed post meridian

O Holy Night

500

In the accounts announcing the birth of Christ (Matthew 1 and Luke 1 and 2) how many times did an angel or angels appear?


At least 3 angelic announcements for the birth of Christ. An angel appeared before Mary and Joseph individually and a multitude of angels spoke to the shepherds.


500

Who kidnaps Clark Griswold's boss, Frank Shirley?

Cousin Eddy