Xmas Movies Explained Badly
Song Titles Con un Giro
Dashing Through the "Snow"
Before and After Reindeer
8 Letter Xmas
100
An abandoned boy puts Stand Your Ground Laws to the test with paint buckets, a red hot door handle, a spider, bb gun, staple gun, and a blowtorch.
Home Alone
100
Originally sung in Germany in the 1800s, you would have heard it first as "O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum".
Oh Christmas Tree
100
Dr. James Hind of Nottingham Trent University devised a mathematical formula to devise the perfect form of this chilly chap. Its dimensions: a 12in diameter head, 20in body, and 31in for its bottom.
Snowman
100
A celestial rock that will make its return in 2061, and a popular cascading sight in Mount Rainier National Park.
Halley's Comet Falls
100
After roasting one on an open fire, put some sugar and cinnamon on them to give it a sweet twist.
Chestnut
200
A man with psychic infantilism travels 3,000 miles, buys his dad lingerie and then gets thrown in jail.
Elf
200
Jose Feliciano alternated between Spanish and English in order to wish us a Merry Christmas 39 times in this hit song.
Feliz Navidad
200
Joseph Bombardier got his start making these for the Canadian military during WWII. Later, in 1959, he sold his first commercially, known as the Ski-Dog in homage to dog sleds.
Snowmobile
200
A dating app founded in 2004 and a primitive weapon that belongs in a quiver.
OK Cupid's Arrow
200
A group of these folks help to keep our spirits bright by singing loud for all to hear.
Carolers
300
A penny pincher abuses his frog clerk who is struggling to provide for his pig wife and sick froggy son.
The Muppet Christmas Carol
300
He helped Santa deliver presents in a particularly mountainous country, where they would have called him "Dominick il somaro".
Dominick the Donkey
300
The earliest versions of these were made from a wood frame and laced hide, allowing the wearer to distribute their weight across the snow instead of sinking in.
Snowshoes
300
Someone who sprints for a short distance, and a camera you put in the front of your car
100 meter Dasher cam
300
This can either refer to large parts of trees that are slowly burned during the winter solstice, or tasty swirled cakes ate during the holidays.
Yule Logs
400
An oddly pigmented recluse has cardiac problems after committing grand theft larceny.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
400
During the Christmas Truce of WWI, you would have likely heard French soldiers singing "Douce Nuit, Sainte Nuit"
Silent Night, Holy Night
400
Unlike a snowstorm that can last days at a time, this weather phenomena is defined by its short-lived but extreme conditions.
Snowsquall
400
Such as the Cupid Shuffle, the Cha Cha Slide, and Wobble. Also a video game series where the player taps to the rhythm on an arrowed mat.
Line Dancer Dance Revolution
400
In Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, one of these objects hung up in a row were deemed to be "the first things to go".
Stocking
500
An orphan seeks to topple an authoritarian regime with the help of his underpaid wife, some forest animals, and a reformed ice mage.
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
500
It might be difficult, but if Bing Crosby was so inclined he could have a "Kalikimaka keʻokeʻo" if he climbed Hawaii's highest peaks, such as Moana Loa.
White Christmas
500
For example, Claude Monet's The Magpie, which was painted during the 1868-69 winter in Normandy, France.
Snowscape
500
A comedy actress who made her debut in SNL before starring in films like Bridesmaids and Idiocracy, and the amatuer horticulturalist who created the most popular variant of avocado.
Maya Rudolph Hass
500
If you are seeking to decorate with one of these, Hallmark offers over 1,300 varieties on their website, with categories including "Keepsake", "Transportation", "Nintendo", and "Plays Song".
Ornament
10000
According to Guinness World Records, the largest one of these was constructed in Bryan, Texas in 2013. It was 60ft long, 42ft wide, and 20 feet tall and contained 36 million calories.
Gingerbread House