Gifts You Don't Want
Only Santa will give you this "naughty" gift.
What is Coal?
"You sit on a throne of lies."
What is Elf?
Good Ol' St. Nick.
Who is Santa Clause?
You have definitely seen this reindeer in a few rap music videos.
Who is Vixen?
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Jingle all the way.
Nice feet apparel, but simply lackluster.
What are socks?
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal."
What is Home Alone?
This Jolly friend will melt in the heat.
Who is Frosty the Snowman?
Celery wont attract this reindeer, only music.
Who is Dancer?
All I want for Christmas...
Is you.
Aint nobody reading that.
What is a book?
"It must be Italian."
What is a Christmas Story?
Protagonist of Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol.
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
This reindeer's namesake makes its appearance during this lovely February holiday.
Who is Cupid?
Frosty the snowman...
Was a Jolly, Happy soul.
At work you'll fly, but you still don't want a _____.
What is a Tie?
"No one should be alone on Christmas."
What is the Grinch?
A personified mischievous spirit that symbolizes how cold it is.
Who is Jack Frost?
This reindeer probably got its name from how familiar it looks in the sky.
Who is Comet.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful…
, fire is so delightful.
Usually comes with the gift, but disappointing if given by itself.
What is a Christmas card?
"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a mind frame."
What is a Miracle 34th Street?
A man's best friend could grow his heart, only the Christmas spirit could.
Who is the Grinch?
This reindeer got its name from how elegant his or her walk was.
Who is Prancer?
City sidewalks, busty sidewalks...
Dressed in holiday style.