Misbehaving Elves
Stealing from Who
Bad Santa
Advent-ures
Reindeer Games
100
Where the ballot stuffing elf did his dirty work.
What is the North Poll?
100
The green guy that stole Christmas.
Who is the Grinch?
100
The liquids that caused Bad Santa to get a DUI.
What is holiday spirits?
100
What police found after investigating a call reporting all windows were open and everything was gone.
What is an advent calendar?
100
The song about a hit and run accident that left footprints on the elderly victim’s forehead.
What is Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
200
What happens to people who bump into a short pickpocket elf.
What is coming up short?
200
The place the Grinch went to steal some Christmas spirits.
What is the liquor store?
200
The drink Bad Santa gives to bad boys and girls.
What is coal-a?
200
What the thief that stole the advent calendar got.
What is 25 days?
200
A harmless reindeer activity that to human ears sounds like murdering.
What is sleighing?
300
The music genre the elf blared from Santa’s sleigh that is an artistic form of vocal delivery and emotive expression that incorporates "rhyme, rhythmic speech, and [commonly] street vernacular".
What is a (w)rap?
300
What the Grinch said to the baker.
What is give me your dough?
300
Santa’s change pouch after getting robbed of every nickel he had.
What is Nickel-less?
300
The reason the flirty advent calendar dumped a boyfriend.
What is it had too many dates?
300
A lot of stolen money or many male reindeer.
What is big bucks?
400
What happens to elves that misbehave and lose their job with Santa.
What is get sacked?
400
To break into a house and steal or what the Grinch sees with.
What is burglarize (burglar eyes)?
400
What Bad Santa the pimp does in his garden.
What is hoe, hoe, hoe?
400
The numeric reason the advent calendar lived in fear daily.
What is it knew it’s days were numbered?
400
The price of Reindeer Nuts compared to Beer Nuts which are about $2.50.
What is under a buck?
500
The skill the elf put on her resume when she applied at the strip club.
What is a (north) pole dancing?
500
The contractual legal reason the Grinch‘s lawyer said he couldn’t steal Christmas.
What is the Santa Claus?
500
The reason Bad Santa has no children.
What is he only comes once a year and it’s down the chimney?
500
The reason the police pulled over the four advent candles in a moving vehicle.
What is they were lit?
500
Wasting $50 dollars or the prostitution charges against Comet the reindeer’s wife from a trip to Las Vegas.
What is blowing 50 bucks?