CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS
Woodland destruction en masse.
What is chopping down a Christmas Tree?
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere
What is All I Want for Christmas Is You?
"Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people."
Who is an Angel of the Lord?
As cuddly as a cactus.
Who is The Grinch?
Christmas Day feasts consisting of none other than buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
What is Japan?
Sugary construction men, hard at work.
What is building a Gingerbread House?
The blind will see, the deaf will hear, the dead will live again
What is Mary, Did You Know?
"Where is he who has been born king of the Jews?"
Who are the Magi, or wise men?
Matthew 2:2
A cold hearted, Ill-mannered, penny-pincher.
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
On Christmas Eve, you may feel your tummy rumbling until you see a star. In this country families don’t start eating dinner until someone spots the very first star shining in the sky
What is Poland?
A potentially dangerous, yet colorful outdoor activity.
What is putting lights on the house?
"Think of my life-long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied
If you got pneumonia and died"
What is Baby It's Cold Outside?
"For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."
Who is Isaiah?
Well dressed frigid masculine figure.
Who is Frosty The Snowman?
Finding the Pickle ornament hidden on your tree will earn you a bonus gift or lots of good fortune for the upcoming year.
What is Germany?
An uncommon use for flour on December 24th.
What is putting flour on the floor to track Santa?
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
" Better watch out for yourselves."
What is Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?
"His mercy extends to those who fear him, from generation to generation."
Who is Mary?
Luke 1:50
An orthodontically obsessed, non traditional member of society.
Who is Hermy the Elf?
Giving books then spending the rest of the evening cozied up by a fire reading aloud and eating sweet treats.
What is Iceland?
A common cause of cooties this time of year.
What is kissing under the mistletoe?
As strawberries in the summertime
What is White Winter Hymnal?
"But you, O Bethlehem Ephrathah, who are too little to be among the clans of Judah, from you shall come forth for me one who is to be ruler in Israel, whose coming forth is from of old, from ancient days.”
Who is Micah?
Micah 5:2
A seasonally depressed, extrospective, klutz.
Who is Charlie Brown?
It’s not all cakes and candy when it comes to Christmas—it’s all about apples. Gift-givers give entire packages of apples to loved ones for Christmas.
What is China?