Why I Got Fired from My Seasonal Mall Job
I got fired from my mall job for rigging a claw machine at this mouse-centered entertainment establishment
What is Chuck-E-Cheese?
This physicist famously had an encounter with a red object falling from a tree, but it was not an ornament
Who is Isaac Newton?
What is Mattel?
Left out for Santa, this combination implies immense willpower or a complete disregard for lactose intolerance
What is milk and cookies?
Children in this country hang sacks instead of stockings
What is Ireland?
I got fired from my mall job for stealing a drill from this defunct big-box store, founded 1893 in Chicago
What is Sears?
Many retirees flock to Florida during the winter for the warm tropical climate, something this margarita-loving musician sung about often
Who is Jimmy Buffett?
This company was originally founded as a wooden toy company in Denmark by Ole Kirk Christiansen
What is Lego?
This spice appears in gingerbread, mulled wine, and virtually every holiday candle ever made
What is cloves?
In this country, Santa says cowabunga as he typically delivers presents by surfboard or lifeboat
What is Australia?
I got fired from my mall job for lifting a pair of Maine Hunting Shoes, the first product made by this outdoor apparel company
What is L.L Bean?
This person is a familiar face around the holidays, often seen hosting the annual iHeartRadio Jingle Bell Tour and New Year's Rockin Eve
Who is Ryan Seacrest?
These are the four corners of Monopoly
What is Go, Jail, Free Parking, and Go to Jail?
(DAILY DOUBLE) Despite the name, figgy pudding traditionally contains very few figs and instead includes this dried fruit
What are raisins?
In this country, children typically keep a Christmas cracker to break open by their dinner plates
What is England?
(DAILY DOUBLE) I got fired from my mall job for shoplifting a bag of chips from this grocery store chain that was purchased by Amazon in 2017
What is Whole Foods?
This former world leader shares borders with the United States and Santa Claus' residence
Who is Justin Trudeau?
Now packaged in bright yellow containers, Play-Doh was originally invented by Kutol Products to clean this
What is wallpaper?
This pressed cookie - typically star shaped - is almost entirely butter
What is a spritz cookie?
When giving gifts in this country, they play a game called amigo secreto meaning secret friend
What is Brazil?
I got fired from my mall job after stealing lipstick from this long-standing, successful department store, founded 1907 in Dallas
What is Neiman Marcus?
"The Night of the Meek" is one of the most famous Christmas episodes from the Twilight Zone, which is written, produced, and narrated by this person
Who is Rod Serling?
Nintendo's 1989 release of The Gameboy combines aspects of the NES and this previous handheld system
What is Game & Watch?
This Scandinavian rice pudding hides a single almond, turning dessert into a competitive holiday ritual.
What is risalamande?
Since it is warm in this country during Christmas, they decorate mango trees and use fake snow
What is Ethiopia?