Lampooning With The Johnson's
It's one of the breeds that Snot has in him, that also makes him attracted to lower limbs. (Don't wear short pants)
What is a Mississippi Leg Hound?
Despite having made three of this prop in "A Christmas Story", none survived the filming as they all ended up broken.
What is a leg lamp?
This series first aired as a Christmas special on December 17, 1989, and is still releasing new episodes.
What is "The Simpsons"?
It was said that this classic Christmas song was written in Yarmouth, despite not having any proof of this.
What is "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"?
This is what Brad did when he got the Star Wars Death Star for Christmas.
What is vomit?
When this was revved up, it would make Cousin Eddie urinate in his pants and forget who he was for a half an hour.
What is a microwave?
This phenomenom happened one street up from "toidy toid".
What is a miracle?
This cereal mascot was voiced by Thurl Ravenscroft, who sang the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".
Who is Tony the Tiger?
This Mel Torme song was written during a summer heat wave in 1944.
What is "The Christmas Song" (or "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")?
Last holiday season, Maksim celebrated two Christmases, one on December 25th and the other on this day.
What is January 7th?
It is what uncrossed Ruby Sue's eyes, back on the farm.
What is being kicked by a mule?
This animal bids farewell to Elf on his journey by saying "Bye Buddy".
What is a narwhal?
Executives at CBS hated this Christmas special so much that it almost never aired back in 1965.
What is "A Charlie Brown Christmas"?
This song tells you to listen to the messengers of God chant the praises of the lord.
What is "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"?
Forget the toy, Micayla was much more excited when she opened this.
What are batteries?
Cousin Eddie and Catherine would need to lay these down if they were having some alone time in the RV.
What are rubber sheets?
In "It's a Wonderful Life", a drunken Mr. Gower was working as this when he slapped around a young George Bailey until he bled for failing to make a delivery.
What is a pharmacist?
In 1964, "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" featured this new invention, that was used to make his nose glow red.
What is an LED light?
Jingle Bells was written as a drinking song for this popular holiday.
What is Thanksgiving?
Along with a visit from Saint Nick, Alex also had a visit from this blood thirsty critter in her epidermis one Christmas eve.
What is a tick?
(or a visit from Saint Tick)
It was Cousin Eddie's oldest son's job on the Tilt-A-Whirl at the carnival.
What is a pixie dust spreader?
Before pumping her full of lead, Johnny tells a woman that she flushes this many times, in the film noir that Kevin is watching in Home Alone 2.
What is four?
It is what Mr. Bean was looking for in the turkey that got stuck on his head.
What is a watch?
This song originates from old English tradition where servants and poor people would pester the wealthy by singing Christmas carols and would not leave until they were given treats, hopefully alcohol.
What is "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"?
While playing charades, Micayla had this clue and pointed to Philip with three fingers raised.
What is "Three French Hens"?