"4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00 solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:00 dinner with myself, I can't cancel that again."
the Grinch
While being replaced by the culturally appropriate "happy holidays," this greeting is commonly said on December 25th, but today is December 24th
Merry Christmas Eve
Also known as the 9th Reindeer, this special fellow guides the way for Santa
Rudolph
Papa Noel
Spanish
Iced tea, chocolate milk, Bellini
"seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing"
Santa Claus 1
In movies, confidential documents often have this written on them, but sometimes we all throw our names in a hat and pick out one special gift
Top Secret Santa
This reindeer is the bringer of love, and often carries a miseltoe
Cupid
Weihnachtsmann
What high school sport did i try out for twice but never made it
basketball
Its a wonderful Life
A question we should all ask ourselves is "what came first? the chicken or this holiday drink speciality from starbucks
egg nog latte
This reindeer is so fast that astrologists have named asteroid like objects after him
Comet
Ded Moroz
Russia
name either of the two offices I currently work at
Brentwood or Saanichton Chiropractic group
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
A Christmas Story
While normally filled with elves, this year the home of Santa Claus is filled with these exotic performers
North Pole Dancers
This female reindeer is known for being fiery and playfull
vixen
Hoteiosho
japanese
Name the passenger who was with me when i had my one and only car accident
Jacob Moss
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal"
Home alone
This mischievous Santa helper keeps mysteriously switching his position but will expire when this expiration label says so
elf on the shelf life
this reindeer is named after the dutch word for "lightning"
Blitzen
Jultomten
Sweedish
I became an instagram sensation in high school because of this circulating #
#Calebspinner