National Lampoon's type of Christmas
A Christmas Story
The Original "Reindeer" Team
Starts with "M"
Christmas Traditions
200

The name of Clark's boss who promises a bonus but send a jelly-of-the-month club membership instead

Frank Shirley

200

Ralphie ultimately injures this part of his face while using the BB gun

Glasses

200

This reindeer leads the original team in the famous poem

Dasher

200

In Home Alone, Kevin’s family accidentally leaves him behind while traveling to this “M” destination

Miami

200

This evergreen decoration is traditionally hung on doors and symbolizes eternal life

Wreath

400

Clark’s long-awaited holiday bonus was supposed to pay for this backyard luxury.

Swimming Pool 

400

Ralphie’s nemesis at school is named this.

Scut Farkus

400

These two reindeer are mentioned together at the end of the original poem’s list

Comet and Cupid

400

Hanukkah revolves around the lightening of this

Menorah

400

Amusing and impractical gifts that are typically exchanged at a Christmas party. 

White Elephant gift 

600

Approximately this many imported Italian twinkle lights Clark uses on his house.

25,000

600

Ralphie desperately wants this specific model of BB gun

Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot range model air rifle

600

This reindeer’s name is associated with lightning

Blitzen

600

This “M” term refers to the gold brought by one of the Three Wise Men

Myrrh

600

Organization that runs the Red Christmas Kettle

Salvation Army

800

This character calmly announces the squirrel’s presence before panic erupts.

Aunt Bethany

800

Ralphie’s friend Flick gets his tongue stuck to this object

Flagpole

800

Real reindeer are known for having this feature that helps them walk on snow

wide hooves

800

This word describes the supernatural power that allows Santa’s reindeer to fly

Magic

800

This gift exchange tradition involves anonymously giving a present to a randomly assigned person

Secret Santa

1000

Clark works in this industry, which makes his obsession with the “perfect” Christmas even more ironic.

food additives

1000

Because the Bumpuses' dogs ate the Christmas Turkey, the family ends up eating Christmas dinner at this type of restaurant

Chinese restaurant

1000

According to modern interpretations, Santa’s reindeer are more likely this gender due to antler timing in winter

Female

1000

This “M” word describes the birth of Jesus as told in the Gospels of Matthew and Luke

Messiah

1000

In many cultures, children leave out this snack for Santa on Christmas Eve

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