What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint Nickel-less
LNEO
NOEL
Which reindeer loves Valentines day?
Cupid
Why was Jesus born in a stable?
there were no rooms available at the nearest inn
What was hung by the chimney with care?
The stockings
Where do snowmen take snow-women to dance?
Snow-balls
ILESNT
TINSEL
Which reindeer is "out of this world"?
Comet
How did the wise men know where to find baby Jesus?
they followed a star
What were St. Nick's clothes tarnished with?
Ashes and soot
What kind of people are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobics
DNEIERER
REINDEER
Which reindeer is known to be the fastest?
Whom did the wise men tell Herod they were seeking?
The King of Jews
How was St. Nick's beard described?
White as snow
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
TOMRAENN
ORNAMENT
Which reindeer loves to move his body rhythmically?
Dancer
Why did the wise men return home a different route than they came?
God warned them to do so in a dream
What visions did the children have dancing in the heads?
Sugar plums
What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
ESITNPAOTI
POINSETTIA
Which reindeer's name means "Thunder" in German?
Donner
What gifts did the wise men bring to baby Jesus?
Gold, Myrrh, and frankinsence
What did St. Nick exclaim as he rode away with his reindeer?
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!