Pall Mall, Thimble, Jail.
Monopoly
You might find this stuck to you after walking through a dog park.
Shoe Poo
This white vegetable is often used as a low-carb alternative to rice or mashed potatoes.
Cauliflower
Christmas in Japan as well as the dinner with the Hessell's sometimes feature this delectable treat
KFC
Free next day delivery on marked items as well as some TV shows and movies to watch. All of this, but only if you elect him.
Amazon Prime Minister
Bucket, Torch, Diamond.
Minecraft
To be fair, the arrows are hitting destined lovers... But the targets are already together...
Stupid Cupid
This french pastry is recognised for its buttery taste and flaky texture.
Croissant
In this country, children place their shoes by the fireplace for Sinterklaas to fill with gifts and treats.
The Netherlands
If they didn't wear lingerie all the time, I'd be able to take the President's security a little more seriously.
Victoria's Secret Service
T, Fast Drop, Rotate.
Tetris
In a world where owning insects is illegal, a police officer might have to write you one of these if you're caught with them.
Cricket Ticket
A creamy, often chunky soup made with seafood, potatoes, and vegetables, popular in New England.
Chowder
This country celebrates La Befana, a witch who brings gifts to children on Epiphany Eve, sweeping the floor before leaving presents.
Italy
Pretty sure he'd at least have to stop hosting Family Feud with that sort of felony conviction.
Steve Harvey Weinstein
Marbles, A Rickety Staircase, Cheese.
Mouse Trap
If they never learned how to use them, you might need to send your near-sighted friend to a few of these sessions.
Glasses Classes
This tiny steamed pasta is a staple in North African cuisine and is often served with stews or vegetables.
Couscous
This country is famous for decorating Christmas trees with fruits and nuts in the 16th century and is often credited with starting the tradition.
Germany
She'd have a chance at the child beauty pageant if she wasn't so preoccupied with the sky falling.
Chicken Little Miss Sunshine
Cars, Boosting... Goals?
Rocket League
A farmer's words:
"You know, most of the animals I take care of are great. Except one kind. They're always gossiping with each other, and the power dynamics are out of control. Not to mention the spitting!"
Llama Drama
This Italian "hunter's stew" typically features chicken simmered with tomatoes, herbs, and olives.
Cacciatore
In this European country, children leave carrots in their shoes for Santa’s donkey, Gui, instead of reindeer.
France
Taylor Swift joins Major Tom in the cosmos to escape her long list of ex-lovers.
Blank Space Oddity