Songs
Elvis Presley sings about this kind of Christmas.
What is a Blue Christmas?
You should do this underneath the mistletoe.
What is give a kiss?
This verbal tick can be heard from Kelly to herself ON REPEAT for the entirety of December
What is "Its Chrishmaaaas!"
This Christmas movie featuring an electrocuted cat, feeding the hog, and Cousin Eddie
What is "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation"
The vinegar-soaked vegetable that got in Lyric's eye causing him to say "_____ eye," every time he saw it after?
What is "pickle or Pickle Eye"
This song is sung at EVERY Smethport Jr/Sr High School Choir concert at Christmas time
What is "One Candle"
Nanny shows up to every Christmas Eve dinner with this because "she was just so hot from cooking?"
What is "wet hair from her pre-dinner cold shower"
The Christmas movie that Bridgette insists she has never seen
What is "ELF"
This avian organ that Nanny threatens to skin when one is misbehaving
What is "your gizzard"
We used to make a cake for this person every Christmas Eve
Who is "Jesus"
This dog of Nanny's used to leave "crop circles" in the snow
Who is "Gertrude"
According to Uncle Mike, this is Kellys ACTUAL race and home
What is "a bridge troll and under the bridge by the library"
This soda company was the first to use Santa Claus in an advertisement.
What is Coca-Cola?
Jess tells Griffin this is the perfect cure for being too drunk the first time he got drunk on Christmas?
What is "laying your face/hands on cold glass"
This infant family member was pulled around the house by her leggings at Christmas Eve Dinner
Who is "Anna"
This family pet swallowed one of Nanny's Christmas presents back in the day
Who is "Maggie"
This family member from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation wouldn't be able to hear a "dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"
Who is "Aunt Bethany"
This family member drunkenly accused a statue of stealing the remote
Who is "Kari"