Christmas Movie Quotes
We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...
The Santa Clause
______ to the World in the Land of Lincoln
Joy, Illinois
Which reindeer shares a name with another holiday mascot?
Cupid
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special
12/23/1972 Pittsburgh Steeler’s Franco Harris catches a deflected pass for a touchdown that became known as what
Immaculate Reception
I’m here, with my dad, and he wants me to sing him a song.
Elf
Might have to give someone a smooch under this city in the Blue Grass State
Mistletoe, Kentucky
What city was Jesus born in?
Bethlehem
Where the tree tops glisten And the children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
12/23/1888 This painter cuts off a part of his ear. When his haters said he’d never be a good painter, he’d simply respond with "I can’t hear you"
Van Gogh
Looks great! Little full. Lotta sap.
Christmas Vacation
Probably don’t see to many of these in the Grand Canyon State
Snowflake, Arizona
Which of Santa’s reindeer start with the letter D
Dasher, Dancer, Donner
It doesn’t show signs of stopping
And I brought some corn for popping
12/25/1776 In order to surprise Hessian troops in the Revolutionary War, George Washington crosses what river on Christmas morning?
The Delaware
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,
Home Alone
The first one of these, the angels did say was to certain poor shepherds in the Show Me State
Noel, Missouri
How many reindeer are mentioned in Twas the Night Before Christmas?
Eight
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents under the tree
12/24/1923 This president lights the first national Christmas tree
Calvin Coolidge
Look daddy, teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
It's a Wonderful Life
Santa’s lead reindeer in the dairy state.
Rudolph, Wisconsin
In the movie Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, what did Rudolph’s elf friend Hermey want to be?
A dentist
Wrap your presents to your darling from you, Pretty pencils to write I love you
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue
12/24/79- The Soviet Union invaded what middle eastern country?
Afghanistan