Traditions
Who is Olaf?
This Christmas crook breaks and enters billions of times each year.
Who is Santa Claus?
The earthly parents of Jesus.
Who are "Mary and Joseph?"
(who AREN'T "Adam and Jezebel")
This Christmas song describes an innocent bystander being flattened by Santa Claus and his sleigh.
What is Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?
The name of the dog in the house.
Who is Callie?
A tradition in which a living organism is cut in two and part of it is set up and decorated.
What is a Christmas tree?
This vehicle violates parking every year--no one lets you park on a roof.
What is Santa's sleigh?
The phrase the angels said when praising God in front of the shepherds.
What is "glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among those with whom He is pleased?"
This Christmas song asks for Santa to kidnap someone and leave him "underneath the Christmas tree" to make someone's wish come true.
This movie is considered by some a Christmas movie because it takes place during December, but others disagree.
What is Die Hard?
The tradition started by the Wise Men.
What is giving gifts?
A kind of house built around Christmas time which does not live up to safety guidelines.
What is a gingerbread house?
The number of Wise Men who were present at Jesus's birth.
What is "zero?"
This Christmas song describes Santa Claus stalking minors--"making a list and checking it twice..."
What is "Santa Claus is Coming to Town?"
Song from Fiddler on the Roof in which a character sings about traditions.
What is Tradition?
A scene in which Mary, Joseph, and the baby Jesus are depicted as part of the acting out of the Christmas story.
What is a Christmas pageant?
This gift is commonly given to naughty children--clearly, Santa supports arson.
What is coal?
Parents of John the Baptist.
Who were Zechariah and Elizabeth?
This Christmas song potentially features Sauron in his early stages bestowing rings--40 golden rings in total.
What is Twelve Days of Christmas?
This Christmas song involves property damage, noise complaints, and a violent attempt to shake fruit loose from a tree--the halls would really be better without.
What is Deck the Halls?
A Swedish Christmas-time tradition in which these objects are put on a girl's head.
Each year, nine reindeer think they own all the airspace: Dasher, Vixen, Prancer, Cupid, Rudolph, Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer, and _____.
Who is Donder?
The governor of Syria during the time of Christ's birth.
Who was "Quirinius?"
This Christmas song features the line "say, what's in this drink?" She shouldn't have stayed, no matter the temperature, if she was worried about him putting things in her drink.
What is Baby it's Cold Outside?
In the gospel of Luke, Jesus's birth spans about this many verses. (Hint: a multiple of five.)
What is twenty?