Christmas Rhyme Thyme
Someone who takes bets and gambles on sweet Christmas treats
A christmas cookie bookie
How many branches does a Menorah have?
9
John Mclaine fights terrorists in a skyscraper
Die hard
Breakfast dish with hollandaise sauce eaten by a British actor who voiced the grinch in an animated movie
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
a day to celebrate trees
arbor day
The unintelligent version of one of santa's reindeer
Stupid Cupid
How many points does the Star of David have?
6
A skeleton rethinks his life and decides to take over someone elses special day
Nightmare before christmas
On top of the Earth, a lady dances erotically
A North Pole Dancer
a day that celebrates both a number and a delectable treat
Pi day
Where cowboys go to kiss their pardners while riding on their bulls
The mistletoe rodeo
How many species of mistletoe are there? Closest Number wins, hint: larger than 100, less than 2000
1300
An orphaned boy grows up and fights a man with a disfigured nose and a cat lady, while dressed up
Batman Returns
A lingerie chain known for its “Angels” that picks names at random to give Christmas presents.
Victoria's Secret Santa
this day involves changing your accent to sound more like you are on a boat sailing the seas
Talk like a pirate day
a common christmas drink enjoyed in a misty area
Eggnog Fog
We all know about the turducken, but how many layers is a Turhamducooseefken?
6 (Turkey, Ham, Duck, Goose, Beef, Chicken)
A boy goes to a private school, locates a rock, and fights a man with two faces
Harry potter and the sorceror's stone
A battle is waged with snow, where the first rule is to not talk about it.
Snowball Fight Club
this day people often injure themselves chasing after a cylindrical food object
Cheese rolling day
A popular sports league in america where athletes play percussion instruments
The Jingle Bell NFL
How many gifts were given in the twelve days of Christmas song, IN TOTAL
364
a family enter a closet that is way to big and end up fighting a witch in eternal winter
Chronicles of Narnia
Not Christmas related but I thought it was hilarious.
A pro skater decides he wants to spit on that thang
Tony Hawk Tuah
this day is celebrated by chemists for measuring the amount of a substance
Mole Day