Christmas Movie Quotes
Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
What is How the Grinch stole Christmas?
These deserts are left out to feed Santa.
What are Cookies?
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh
What is Jingle Bells?
The town Jesus was born in.
What is Bethlehem?
The fun game that is played at every youth event at the church which your youth pastor learned at his previous job
What is parades?
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
What is Home Alone?
This beverage will warm you up on a cold day
What is Hot Chocolate?
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.
What is Frosty the Snowman?
These individuals brought Jesus several gifts.
Who are the Magi?
The country where your youth pastor spent a semester studying abroad in.
What is Israel?
I shouldn't of picked this little tree. Everything I do turns to disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
This beverage goes great with nutmeg.
What is Egg Nog?
Sleigh bells ring are you listening? In the lane snow is glistening
What is Walking in a Winter Wonderland?
This king wanted to see Jesus dead.
Who is King Herod?
This game was the main topic of one of your youth pastor's papers in college.
What is Starcraft 2?
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirl twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
What is Elf?
This sweet treat is shaped like something your grandparents might use to get around.
What is a Candy Cane?
Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled.
What is Hark the Hearld Angel sings?
The country where Joseph and Mary fled to after Jesus was born.
What is Egypt?
This arctic bird is your youth pastor's favorite animal.
What is the Atlantic Puffin.
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."
What is, the best Christmas movie, Die Hard?
This desert makes a terrible gift.
What is a fruit cake?
Santa cried, "Put him down right this instant. Now, my boy what you want's not so odd. But there's no crabs 'til may. So we'll hop in my sleigh and We'll fly to New England where I'll get you scrod." No not Scrod!
What is Crabs for Christmas?
The individual who leaped for joy in his mother's womb when he sensed Jesus approaching.
Who is John the Baptist?
Your youth pastor currently holds the world record speedrun for this video game.
What is Muri?