Christmas Movies
This movie features a man who learns his dad is on the naughty list after moving in with him in New York City
Elf
This song features a girl who doesn't want the presents underneath the Christmas tree
All I Want for Christmas is You
Get in loser, we're going to drive around and look at these
Christmas Lights
I don't know how there could be THAT many wise men altogether, but this many travelled to Bethlehem
3
This movie features SC- also known as Scott Calvin
The Santa Clause
This song tells the whoas of someone whose lover gave their heart away the very next day
Last Christmas
Is it really Christmas if you don't use your tree, snowman, and star cutouts to make these?
Christmas Cookies
It was because of this reason that poor Mary had to give birth in a stable instead of a room. Poor girl.
The inn was full
This movie features Catherine O'Hara as a VERY forgetful mother
Home Alone
This song was featured in a number of taco commercials, with a chihuahua named Gidget
Feliz Navidad
Our oxygen levels don't love that we do this every year, but it sure makes your house smell nice
Cut down a Christmas tree
The star named after this man lead those who wanted to meet Jesus directly to the manger
David
This movie features a leg lamp, labeled 'FRAGILE'
The Christmas Story
This song has been known to be problematic, as it sounds like a man is roofying his date
Baby It's Cold Outside
We send these out each year to our family and friends, looking our best in the photo we use
Christmas Cards
These animals got left behind when those tending to them left to go see what all the ruckus was about in the manger close by
Sheep
This movie features a man who learns the true meaning of life from a nice man named Clarence
Its a Wonderful Life
This song features a woman who is WAY too into the man in red
Santa Baby
Aldi offers these, where you get to have a bottle of wine every day leading up to Christmas
Advent Calendar
This jerk of a leader was the reason Mary and Joseph had to go register in Bethlehem in the first place
Ceasar