Yule Be Sorry!
Opposite of naughty, at Christmas time.
What is nice?
Timothy's friend and mentor.
Who is Paul?
"Deck the halls with boughs of _____."
What is "holly"?
The town where Jesus was born.
What is Bethlehem?
"Hey Buddy, you seem so pure and perfect, but you cut yourself shaving so much we should call YOU S____ N___!"
Who Is Saint Nick?
Once upon a time you'd get this in your stocking if you were a bad little girl or boy.
The city where Timothy was a pastor
What is Ephesus?
"You better not ____, I'm telling you why..."
What is "pout"?
Mary wrapped Jesus in these.
What are "cloths/swaddling cloths"?
"Hey Jingles, did you hear the one about the priest who drank all the eggnog? We called him F_____ C_______!"
Who is Father Christmas?
Beloved household critters who destroy Christmas trees for fun.
What are cats?
The book of the Bible where we first meet Timothy.
What is Acts?
What is "Orient"?
The time of day the shepherds were "keeping their flocks".
What is "night"?
"Hey Hermie, if that guy who played Captain America was an elf who ate too many German pastries, you could call him K__ K___!"
Who is Kris Kringle?
A Christmas "disaster". Mashed potatoes that are all ____. (I actually like 'em this way!)
What is lumpy?
Tim's mom -- or Grandma, if you prefer (either is acceptable!)
Who was Lois, or Eunice?
"What child is this who, laid to rest on Mary's lap, is ________?"
What is "sleeping"?
The place that had no room.
What is the inn?
"Hey Ming Ming, ooks ike you trimmed a etter from the aphabet. You must be none other than
"P___ N___"!
Who is Pere Noel? (pare no "L"...)
The droll little troll who creeps out your sleeps cause you're unawares that he stares.
What is elf on a shelf?
"So do not be a______ to testify about our Lord, or a______ of me his prisoner. But join me in suffering for the Gospel, by the power of God..." 2 Tim 1:8
What is "ashamed"?
"On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve ________ _________..."
What is "drummers drumming"?
The Roman emperor when Jesus was born.
Who was Caesar Augustus?
"Hey Kreacher, do you want to know the name of the dyslexic, demon cat who lives UNDER the North Pole?"
Who is Satan Claws?