Bad English Christmas Song Lyrics
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year and happiness
What is Feliz Navidad?
What is Dentist?
1776
George Washington crossed this river to launch a surprise attack on the British.
What is the Delaware River?
White Christmas
Who is Bing Crosby?
The character of Santa Claus is based off of this Turkish Saint.
Who is Saint Nicholas?
A commercial for this candy features its two mascots discovering Santa is in fact real, only for Santa to be just as shocked that they're real as well.
What are M&Ms?
Grandmother brought the goat just before Christmas.
It clearly wasn't Santa Claus.
But if you look at my mother and me, we do believe in him.
What is Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?
Tom Hanks voices 6 different characters in this animated Christmas movie.
What is The Polar Express?
1642
This famous physicist and total nerd was born (at least on the Julian calendar)
Who is Isaac Newton?
Wrapped In Red
Who is Kelly Clarkson?
This figure is known as the "Evil Santa" and is popular in Central Europe for kidnapping bad children and stuffing them in his sack.
Who is Krampus?
This NBA commercial features some of the NBA's hottest stars (from 12 years ago) as they shoot baskets to the tune of this Christmas song.
What is Jingle Bells?
A peaceful day, a holy day,
Everything is right, everything is clear,
Around the bride's mother and child!
The little precious child, so sweet and tender,
May he rest in peace in heaven, May he rest in peace in heaven.
What is Silent Night?
John McClane works to stop this villain from stealing millions on Christmas Eve in the movie Die Hard.
Who is Hans Gruber?
800
This King of the Franks, known for uniting much of Western and Central Europe, was crowned as the First Holy Roman Emperor by Pope Leo III.
Who was Charlemagne?
Under The Misteltoe
Who is Justin Bieber?
Santa traditionally is said to have this many reindeer (including the disabled one).
What is 9?
Don't miss this winter sale on your next Toyota purchase. Available at any participating Toyota Dealerships!
What is Toyotathon?
Daddy, put the candy under the tree.
Good boy.
Santa Claus, come tonight.
Oh, even though it's from 1954, it's still so cool.
I'll wait, honey.
Santa Claus, come tonight.
What is Santa Baby?
When Kevin is left Home Alone in the film Home Alone, his family leaves him to go to this city.
What is Paris?
1971
The longest game in NFL history, lasting 82 minutes and 40 seconds of game time, occured in the AFC Divisional round between these two teams.
Who are the Kansas City Chiefs and Miami Dolphins?
Christmas In The Heart
Who is Bob Dylan?
Gingerbread houses were first popularized in this European folk tale.
What is Hansel and Gretel?
The commercial states "It's the thirstiest time of the year" until Lebron James bursts in asking if they want this beverage.
What is a Sprite Cranberry?
Thank you brothers.
Don't worry
Remember Christ our Savior.
Born on Christmas Day.
To protect us from all the wiles of Satan.
Even if we make mistakes.
Happy News
Happy News
What is God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?
Edmund Gwenn won an Oscar for his role as Kris Kringle in this movie.
What is Miracle On 34th Street?
1066
He completed the Norman conquest of England by being crowned king.
Who is William the Conqueror?
The Lost Christmas Eve
Who is Trans-Siberian Ochestra?
Advent, the season for Christmas celebrated by many Christian denominations, translates to this.
What is Coming/Arrival?
The Christmas ad campaign for this department store feature Alison Brie answering her Holiday Hotline to assist people with finding the perfect gift for Christmas.
What is Macy's?