Jokes 1
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Who bakes the best and magical cookies in the world?
Mrs. Claus
Santa helps the elves make toys. True or False?
False. Only elves only make the toys.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Who is the fastest reindeer Santa has?
Dasher.
The elves go through all Santa's letters from children and make sure that each and everyone is read by Santa. True or False?
True.
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets!
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Who works the hardest on Christmas Eve?
Santa Claus.
Rudolph has a younger brother. True or False?
False. His sibling is Rusty Reindeer.
What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?
Grinchmas!
What’s Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas?
Elfalfa milkshakes!
Who is the most famous reindeer?
Rudolph
Rudolph is Santa's favorite reindeer. True or False?
True.
What do elves eat on Christmas?
Elfalafels!
Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
Because they gave him two black eyes.
Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
They’re into all the wrapping.
Who are like Mr. and Mrs. Claus's children?
The Elves.
Santa's favorite color is Red. True or False?
False. It's Green.