Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

100

Where do mistletoes go to get famous?

Holly-wood

200

• What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?

'Wait, there's myrrh...'

300

• What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has noel

400

What do you call a reindeer ghost?

A carib-boo

500

What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers?

Horn-aments

Christmas Jokes

100

What was santa's favorite subject in school?

Chemis-tree

200

Who is santa's favorite singer?

Elfis Presley

300

What do Christmas tree's get when they are I'll?

Tinselitis

400

Why are Christmas Tree's so bad at knitting?

They drop their needles

500

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

A abdominable snowman

Christmas Jokes

100

I can travel all around the world just like Santa Claus without ever leaving my corner. What am I?

A stamp

200

What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?

Santa sweeping the floor

300

What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again?

Santa rolling down the hill

400

What do you call Santa when he's broke and has no money?

Saint nickle-less

500

What did the male angel say to the incredibly good-looking female angel?

Halo there gorgeous