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One of the key flavors in eggnog is this aromatic spice, often sprinkled on top as a garnish.
What is nutmeg?
This magical phrase guarantees more admission
What is "It is quiet"?
The lyrics to this timeless Christmas song describe a wintery ride in a one-horse open sleigh, but never once mention the word “Christmas.”
What is “Jingle Bells”?
An elfish worker reports repetitive strain injury of the wrist after packaging 800 million toys on December 23rd
Acute toy-assembly carpal tunnel.
Edible houses with candy decorations are made from this traditional baked substance
What is gingerbread?
Mariah Carey famously sings about wanting this for Christmas.
What is you?
The real reason an order set has 72 checkboxes.
What is “because someone got sued once”?
These three words are what best describe the Grinch, “and I quote.”
What are stink, stank, and stunk?
This specialty always says “admit to medicine.”
What is the ED?
One in three men wait until this day to do their Christmas shopping.
What is Christmas Eve?
You can get your Christmas card postmarked not at the North Pole, but at the city called North Pole, located in this, the largest U.S. state.
What is Alaska?
A cheerful elderly male complains of persistent cough and black sputum after repeated chimney exposure over several centuries.
Santa with chronic obstructive chimney disease (COCD)
The city Kevin McCallister's family was traveling to for the holidays in the hit movie, Home Alone, was?
What is Paris, France?
The only thing faster than Christmas spirit disappearing on night shift is this STAT item request.
What is tylenol?
The actor who plays Santa in The Santa Claus
Who is Tim Allen?
In the movie Elf, what was the first rule of “The Code of Elves?”
Treat every day like Christmas
The likely diagnosis when Santa presents with bilateral edema after 12 hours sitting in a sleigh
What is DVT ?
"Silent Night" originated in this European country.
What is Austria?
32-year-old develops throbbing headache after hearing “All I Want for Christmas Is You” for the 47th time while attempting to discharge 12 patients by 10 AM. Diagnosis is?
Mariah Carey–associated intracranial pressure elevation, Stage IV.
This reindeer shares a name with another holiday figure, Cupid.
Who is Cupid?
Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree?
What is Germany?
This common holiday admission is caused by alcohol, ham, and unresolved family trauma.
What is pancreatitis?
What is the name of Rudolph’s girlfriend?
Who is Clarice?
The top reason LOS magically doubles around Christmas
What is skilled nursing facility closure
The number of lights on the Griswold house in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
What is 25,000?