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"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
"She died 30 years ago."
Who is Aunt Bethany?
"Son of a Nutcracker!"
Who is Buddy the Elf?
"Doesn't he usually eat these things?"
Who is Clark Griswold?
"Gee, I hope I can take the electric blanket back."
Who is Phil Davis?
"It's not a skirt, it's a kilt."
Who is the Grinch?
"Well, Neil's head comes to a point."
Who is Scott Calvin?
"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
Who is Margo?
"Did I have a crush on the Grinch?"
Who is Martha May Whovier?
"Isn't that right, Daddy?"
Who is Tommy Mara?
"If I can't work late, I. CAN'T. WORK. LATE!"
Who is Frank Cross?
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner."
Who is Kevin?
"Run into the living room and get my stogie."
Who is Uncle Lewis?
"I think my hat is leaking"
Who is Lanny?
"This is more clothes than they've worn in months."
Who is Tia Hall?
"Get in. Get out. Never be noticed."
Who is Wayne?
"Hee-haw and Merry Christmas"
Who is Sam Wainwright?
"The jellybeans were in my pocket the whole time!"
Who is Rizzo the Rat?
"Roy, can you hear me?"
Who is Al Powell?
"He's got two!"
Who is Howard?
"Did we make this?"
Who is Bernard?
"Dad! Did Maria get the blue one??"
Who is Arthur Christmas?
"She hadn't seen- quickly I whipped up some tears."
Who is Ralphie?
"All I want is 45 lousy minutes."
Who is Phil Davis?
"I wanna buy you something real nice, Clark."
Who is Cousin Eddie?