Phrases and -isms
Peter became known as "Paddling Pete" in Grade 7-8 because he took part in this event with the Scouts.
What is the Manulife Paddle of the Don?
This foodstuff mysteriously disappeared from Aaron's backpack on Philip, Will, and Aaron's 2019 France trip. The next day he proceeded to simply buy another one.
What is a baguette?
Matteo did this on a ski hill during the 2016 grad trip. It was caught on tape by Mr. Ben Crawford.
What is fell over?
This gnome was Will's first ever D&D character.
Who is Wheatley?
Philip described himself and the whole camping group as this to a server at a Huntsville diner.
What is "dirty campers"?
When a young David wasn't sure whether he wanted the sprinkle cupcake at his birthday, Philip declared this famous phrase and reached for it.
What is "I want that one!"?
During a no-knock night raid on a boys' room at Ontario Pioneer Camp, a beloved Grade 7 homeroom teacher dropped this famous line.
What is "OPEN UP, IT'S MR. G!"?
Matteo took Philip and Will all the way to Newmarket Burger King to get a promotional meal for this franchise, and famously returned to the car and decided not to order anything.
What is How To Train Your Dragon?
This special Minecraft block is what revealed to Grant and Dean who was behind the bombing of their base on the very first minecraft server.
What is a Redstone Repeater?
Philip dropped this course twice and failed it once before finally passing it in August 2025 to allow him to graduate.
What is intro to computer theory?
Grant dropped this instant classic quote when invited to the 2025 Secret Santa.
What is "I'm not really a gift giver lol"
As the only student in his Grade 11 parenting course who opted not to take the robo-baby, Will instead handed in this for his final project.
What is a pamphlet?
From 2020-2023, Matteo's voicemail recording was a half-recorded joke about this city that he gave up on partway through the message, saying "oh, forget this."
What is Athens, the capital of Greece?
Aaron's longtime in-game name "Plunksplat" first debuted on this game.
What is Webkinz?
Philip was at-fault when he totalled this model of family vehicle on Rutherford Road in Vaughan on his way home from his second last day of work at Canada's Wonderland in 2019?
What is the Nissan Rogue?
Aidan Wolf frustratedly said this to describe the unappealing salsa he made at an EDGE youth ministry night.
What is "mine's too beige!"?
Grant and Ryan Burns got their Grade 11/12 gym class in trouble because they were caught hiding in this piece of gym equipment.
What is a volleyball storage cage?
During a long racist Overwatch rant captured on film in 2024, Matteo crashed out about these two heroes he struggled against in competitive play.
Who are Sojourn and Doomfist?
Matteo's shortest-lived D&D character died minutes after introduction, during a fight with Grant's then-character, Ensieo. Matteo's character died in this dramatic fashion.
What is falling to his death into the ocean from an airship?
Before the advent of "Sethhands", 17 year old Philip annoyingly used to insert this name into random songs and phrases.
What is "Aaron"?
What is Tales from the Loop?
What is tearing him a new one?
Matteo's now-synonymous moniker "SethHands2424" or simply "Sethhands" originated from this online game circa late 2021/early 2022.
What is Garry's Mod?
In The Chronicles of the Queen's Gambit, the party's second ship, Queen's Gambit II, was a derelict ironclad ship found on this dangerous island.
What is Waki Island?
This was the uncreative name of Philip's political party in the Republic of Equestria, which held power from September to August of 2018.
What is the Democratic Party?