Puns 1
What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice krispies
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-BUCKS
Candy Canes
Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas?
Because they enjoy wrapping
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
'Tis the season to be jelly
Where does Santa stay on vacation?
At a HO-HO-HOtel
How did the reindeer learn to play the piano?
He was elf-taught
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel
Where does Santa store his suit?
In his Claus-et
When did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
"Get out of my face"
Jingle bills
What is Santa's dog's name?
Santa Paws
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
Which of Santa's friends is the most chill?
Jack Frost
They're always short
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What do Santa's elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What's every elf's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What do Christmas trees wear at the pool?
Trunks