Merry
What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
A broken drum. You just can't beat it!
I am worn to mark a successful victory, I am also made of flowers and leaves formed into a circle, and I vary from big to tiny. What am I?
A wreath
The snowman went to see the dermatologist because his head was itchy and dry. What does the snowman get when he itches his dandruff?
Snowflakes
Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus enjoy going for a swim?
In the North Pool
Why did the little drummer boy allow the chicken to join him in his band?
Because the chicken had drum sticks
Who is the most impolite and disrespectful of all the reindeer?
Rude-dolf
How do the water globe and the snow globe feel during the Christmas season?
They both feel a little shaken
What kind of laundry detergent does Santa use?
Yule tide
What do you get when you cross a bird with a turtle?
A turtle dove
What did the doctor tell the Christmas bell when he walked into the hospital?
If you don’t get better with this medicine give me a ring
If otters keep their money in riverbanks, where does the Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
When you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get?
Frostbite
What is red and white, red and white, and red and white again?
Santa Claus in a laundry dryer
I am a catchy carol and a tune which likes to rhyme, I contain 12 grand gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I?
The 12 days of Christmas song
What kind of egg can you drink?
Eggnog
Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk?
A candy cane
What would an apple and a Christmas tree get if they had a baby?
A pineapple
What does the snowman eat for a snack?
A snowcone
I come with many colors, so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
A broken drum. You just can't beat it!
If the end of the year is on December 31st, then what is the end of Christmas?
The letter ‘S’
Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?
Because it was already stuffed
What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas stocking?
Aren’t you sick and tired of just hanging around?
What do you look forward to that’s filled with stuff and that looks like a giant persons sock?
Christmas stockings
I get chopped, decorated and on one end you’ll see wings on top. What am I?
Christmas tree
If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
Jungle Bells