Elves
What kind of pictures do Elves take?
elfies
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
Reiiindeer
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a Snowbank
What is Santa's favorite thing to do in his garden?
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
How was the snow globe feeling?
A little shaken.
Where do Santa and his Elves like to go for a swim?
The North Pool
Who is the most impolite and disrespectful of all the reindeer?
Rude-olf
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The Snowball
What kind of laundry detergent does Santa use?
Yule Tide
If a tiger had a Christmas Music album, what would it be called?
Jungle Bells
What did the elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see from outer space?
Comet
What did the snowman do when he got upset?
He had a meltdown.
Why did Santa join Instagram?
He wanted an online presents.
When you go outside in a Blizzard and you see a Vampire, what do you get?
Frost Bite
If eleven elves were in the workshop and another elf joined them, what would he be?
The Twelf
Who did the reindeer invite to his Christmas party?
His nearest and deer-est friends.
What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What Nationality is Santa Clause?
North Polish
What Christmas song do dogs like to sing?
Deck the Howls.
Who makes toy guitars and sings "Blue Christmas?"
Elf-is Presley
Where do reindeer get their coffee?
Star-bucks
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What did Mrs. Clause say when Santa asked about the weather on Christmas Eve?
Looks like "Reign Deer."
What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.