Christmas Riddles
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Every Year
If the end of the year is December 31st, what is the end of Christmas?
The letter S
What do you call Santa when he's broke and has no money?
A Saint Nickle-less
I am a plant seen every Christmas which people hang up above and then they stand beneath me and kiss someone they love. What am I?
Mistletoe
What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What is the best Christmas gift you can give someone?
A broken drum, because it can't be beaten.
How many of Santa’s reindeer’s names start with the letter “D”? Name them.
Dasher, Donner, and Dancer
You can catch me easily, especially during the holidays, but you can never throw me. What am I?
A cold
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas Eve
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
In Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," what was Scrooge’s first name?
Ebenezer.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
abdominal snowman
I drop from the sky and I’m much more beautiful than rain. There are no two pieces of me that'll ever look the same. What am I?
Snow
What do elves play poker with?
Christmas cards
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care
I'm at every house Santa visits and when he finds me he knows he's in for a treat. What am I?
Milk and Cookies
What happens every time a bell rings in the film "It’s a Wonderful Life"?
An angel receives its wings
What did the snowwoman do to the snowman when she was upset with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder
I fall in the North Pole but never get injured. What am I?
Snow
Why is it so cold at Christmastime?
Because it's in Decem-burrr!
Santa Claus' mother had three children. The first child was named Fred. The second was named Annette. What was the name of the third?
Santa
I can travel all around the world just like Santa Claus without ever leaving my corner. What am I?
A stamp
When Santa leaves his workshop in the North Pole to deliver presents to all the good children. What direction does he travel?
South
Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
Because the bed won't come to you
What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
Sandy Claws