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A random child is playing a random percussion instrument for no apparent reason
Little Drummer Boy
A triple ball of ice goes wandering through the town wrecking havoc
Frosty the Snowman
A mom is caught in the act
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
He's a lonely man that lives on a mountain abd hates everybody
Grinch
A favorite holiday is lost
Where are you Christmas
An animal with a strange facial feature saves Christmas
Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer
A poor child asks the king if he has any hearing or vision deficiencies. Also, he talks to animals so a mental health evaluation might be in order
Do you hear what I hear
People are making a lot of noise with these little balls
Jingle Bells
A woman wants LOTS of expensive items for Christmas
Santa Baby
A bunch of adults want to eat pumpkin pie and do some crazy moves around a tree.
Rocking around the Christmas tree
SHHH be quiet, the baby is trying to sleep
Silent Night
The lady just wants to go home but the man has a 1000 reasons why she cant
Baby its cold outside
Someone has no where to go and wants everything covered in white.
Let it Snow
I hear a fat man is making his journey this way
Santa Claus is coming to town
A man spends lots of money and buys his woman 78 gifts
12 Days of Christmas
A sister wants to take her other sister outside and freeze while making ice balls
Do you want to build a snowman
A virgin has a baby but she has no idea what he is capable of
Mary did you know
An Old lady who couldn’t see is now flat in the road
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
It would be wonderful if someone purchased me a semi-aquatic herbivorous animal
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
People want to decorate but I think they forget half the words to the song.
Deck the Halls