Holiday film titles written by Nathan Pyle
Perish with Difficulty
What is Die Hard
Down to the village, with a broomstick in his hand
What is Frosty the Snowman
The arrival of this tree was likely not a happy, due to the hatred of holiday decoration by the person in charge of it.
What is The White House
... because she got run over by a reindeer
Who is Grandma
Sheltering safely in solitude
What is Home Alone
When it snows, ain't it Thrillin?
What is Winter Wonderland
What is Rockefeller Centre
Kiss under this plant, but be careful how close you get - the Druids thought it could also promote fertility
What is Mistletoe
... because you shot your eye out
What is A Christmas Story
All colours combined for the religious service
What is What Christmas
Fill my stocking with a duplex, and cheques
What is Santa Baby
A shopping centre in this European city chooses a new theme for their tree every year, and shop windows have to follow suit.
What is Paris
If you finished your shopping on time, hang this on your head, not your door, as a display of your victory, like the Romans did
What is a Wreath
... because Turbo-Man is sold out everywhere
What is Jingle All the Way
The unpleasant one has purloined the holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily, in the new old-fashioned way
What is Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
The location of the Guinness World Record for the largest "floating tree" in the world
What is Rio
Who is Odin
... because Santa is headed for jail or a mental institution
What is Miracle on 34th Street
There is an existence filled with happy amazement
It's A Wonderful Life
I met a man who lived in Tennessee, and he was heading for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie.
What is No Place Like Home for the Holidays
The tree in this city celebrates a longstanding friendship with Norway, and is provided by the Norwegians every year and decorated in their traditional style.
What is London
The yule log on your fire was cut from this item, used for dancing around during a festival in the fifth month of the year
... because you're in love with your best friend's wife and all you can do is hold up cue cards to tell her
What is Love Actually