PAPA G’S “BIRTH” DAY
IT WAS NO SLEEP COUNTRY MATTRESS, BUT BABY JESUS DIDN’T SEEM TO MIND IT
What is a manger?
THE MOVIE THAT ENDS EVERY GIBBS’ CHRISTMAS EVE FILM MARATHON
What is “It’s A Wonderful Life”?
THE LEGAL NAME OF THE BIG MAN UP NORTH
Who is Saint Nicholas?
THIS WILL FARRELL AND JAMES CAAN MODERN CHRISTMAS CLASSIC IS CHERISHED AND LOVED AROUND THE WORLD, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MUM, SHE CANNOT WATCH 5 MINUTES WITHOUT TWITCHING FROM ANNOYANCE
What is “Elf”?
THE MEAT THAT CAN BE FOUND ON MOST DINNER TABLES DURING CHRISTMAS
What is turkey?
THIS ANGEL APPEARED SUDDENLY IN THE SKY TO TELL A BUNCH OF SHEPARDS THAT THEY BETTER START WALKING IF THEY WANT TO SEE THIS SPECIAL BABE THAT’S WAITING FOR THEM
Who is Gabriel?
ONE GIBBS MEMBER FINDS THIS A THERAPEUTIC AND RELAXING CHRISTMAS ACTIVITY, WHILE ANOTHER GIBBS MEMBER ONLY DOES IT IF SHE MUST AND GETS IT DONE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE
What is present wrapping?
THOSE WHO MISBEHAVE MAY FIND A LUMP OF THIS BLACK ROCK IN THEIR STOCKING CHRISTMAS MORNING BUT HEY AT LEAST IT CAN BE USED TO FUEL THE FIRE
What is coal?
THESE FURRY BARN BEASTS KEPT TIME FOR THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY AS HE PLAYED FOR BABY JESUS
What are the ox and lamb?
BE CAREFUL MAKING THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC DRINK FROM SCRATCH — A SERVING FOR 4 REQUIRES 24 EGG YOLKS ALONE
What is eggnog?
THIS HUGE COSMIC LIGHT WAS ONLY TEMPORARY AND UNLIKE ANY OTHER, AND COULD BE CONSIDERED THE FIRST USE OF A “GPS”
What is the Star of Bethlehem?
IN RECENT YEARS, THIS CORNER PARADISE HAS BECOME THE GO-TO FOR GIBBS FAMILY CHRISTMAS
What is the cottage/Gibbs’ Get-Away?
THIS FAMILIAR CHRISTMAS SLEIGHING SONG WAS THE FIRST TUNE EVER TO BE PLAYED IN OUTER SPACE
What is “Jingle Bells”?
IT IS HAWAII’S WAY TO SAY “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU”
What is “Mele kalikimaka”?
THE DEBATE BETWEEN WHICH OF THESE TURKEY CONDIMENTS IS BETTER IS ALMOST AS OLD AS THE HOLIDAY ITSELF
What is gravy and cranberries?
UNLIKE THE CHRISTMAS STORY TELLS, IT ACTUALLY TOOK THE WISE MEN THIS LONG TO TRAVEL AND REACH THE BABY JESUS
What is 2 years?
THIS ONE STOCKING STUFFER IS A MUST FOR PAPA GIBBS EVERY YEAR, YET THERE’S ONLY ONE STORE WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM IF YOU’RE LUCKY
What is Russel Stover’s marshmallow chocolate?
IN GERMANY, THIS TERRIFYING ANTI-SANTA WITH GOAT’S HOOVES, HORNS AND A 2 FOOT LONG BLACK TONGUE PUNISHES CHILDREN WHO MISBEHAVE INSTEAD OF BRINGING THEM GIFTS
What is Krampus?
IN THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, LORDS A-LEAPING APPEAR IN THIS QUANTITY
What is ten?
What is stuffing?
AS BEAUTIFUL OF A BIRTH AS THE BABY JESUS WAS, NOT EVERYONE FELT THAT WAY ABOUT IT AND THIS KING IN PARTICULAR SET OUT A PLAN TO HAVE HIM KILLED
Who is King Herod?
THIS FRIENDLY FAMILY CONTEST BETWEEN THE PARENTS AND KIDS IS USUALLY WON BY THE KIDS, WITH THE LAST CROWNING MOMENT GOING TO BREAD SLIPPERS AND FART-CATCHING SHEETS FOR YOUR TROUSERS
What is the gag gift contest?
THIS CATCHY 1994 CHRISTMAS TUNE IS THE BEST-SELLING CHRISTMAS SINGLE EVER RECORDED BY A FEMALE ARTIST, AND IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST-SELLING SINGLES IN ALL OF MUSIC HISTORY, HAVING GENERATED MORE THAN $3.5 BILLION DOLLARS
What is Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”?
DESPITE THESE TWO ACTORS HAVING BEEN HAILED “MADE FOR THEIR ROLES” IN THIS CLASSIC, JAMES STEWART AND DONNA REED WERE NOT THE ORIGINAL CHOICES FOR GEORGE AND MARY BAILEY, BUT RATHER THESE SCREEN ICONS
Who are Cary Grant and Jean Arthur?
THIS SWEET TREAT IS A HOLIDAY FAVOURITE AND SYMBOL, WITH THE INSPIRATION FOR IT COMING FROM THAT OF A SHEPARD’s STAFF
What is a candy cane?