Dad Jokes
Every parents favorite Christmas carol.
What is Silent Night?
Oh you better watch out you better not cry you better not _____ I'm telling you why.
What is pout?
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
What is Home Alone?
Traveled from the North Pole to see his dad.
Who is Buddy the Elf?
Dashing through the snow. In a one horse open sleigh.
What is "Jingle Bells"?
Santa's favorite place to deliver presents.
What is Idaho-ho-ho?
Oh the ______ is slowly dying and my _____ were still good-bye-ing but as long as you _____ me so. Let it snow, let is snow, let it snow.
What is fire, dear, and love?
I planned out our whole day. First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, the we'll eat a whole roll or Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
What is Elf?
Came alive and started dancing.
Who is Frosty the Snowman?
I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. And I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas Tree.
What is "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?
Every elf's favorite type of music.
What is wrap?
Rockin' around the Christmas tree have a happy holiday everyone dancing ________ in the new old ____________ way.
What is merrily and fashioned?
Seeing in believing. But sometimes the most real things in world are the tings we can't see.
What is Polar Express?
Guided Santa's sleigh.
Who is Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?
This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
What is "Last Christmas"?
Bankrupt Santa.
What is Saint Nickel-less?
Where the tree tops glisten and children listen to hear ______ ______ in the snow.
What is sleigh bells?
Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.
What is the Dr. Seuss' How A Grinch Stole Christmas?
Wanted a BB gun.
Who is Ralphie?
That your baby boy would one day walk on water.
What is "Mary Did You Know"?
Santa's favorite singer.
What is Elf-is Presley?
You know Dasher and ______ and _______ and _______, ________ and ______ and ________ and __________.
What is Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen?
I never though it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad really. Maybe it just needs a little bit of love.
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
Turned into Santa Clause.
Who is Scott Calvin?
Pa rum pum rum pum.
What is ''Little Drummer Boy"?