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Chuck norris can kill two stones with one
Bird
chuck norris doesnt push himself up he pushes
the earth downs
chuck norris doesnt run the
earth moves under him
chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his beard just
another fist
chuck norris found out norhing could kill him so he
tracked down nothing and killed it first
chuck norris er grunden til at
holger gemmer sig
chuck norris built the
hospital he was born in
chuck norris opfandt kejsersnit da han
cirkelsparkede sig ud af hans mors mave
chuck norris daughter lost her virginity so he
the big bang produced the same amount of energy as one
chuck norris cirkel spark
chuck norris didnt die he
completed life
chuck norris actually died 20 years ago death...
just finally got the curage to tell him
chuck norris found out it was imposible for him to die
so he did the imposible
chuck norris was once bitten by a cobra and after five days of imense pain
the cobra died
chuck norris doesnt need a gps he
decides where he is
time waits for no man
unless that man is chuck norris
chuck norris tears cures cancer
to bad he never cries
when chuck norris gets hot
he just turns down the sun
when chuck norris looks in the mirror it shaters
not even glass is dumb enought to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris
chuck norris doesnt sleep
he waits
chuck norris wakes up before
the sun
chuck norris can dribble
a bowling bowl
pointing with his finger and yelling bang
chuck norris once won a game of
connect 4 in 2 moves
ghosts
tell chuck norris stories