Naughty Naughty
Name at least 2 times I’ve ran away
Down the hall way- Lexi chased me
Out the front door- Gabby got me
Etc
Who is my biological dad?
Jeffery
Name 3 illnesses I have
AIDS, arthritis, gay, blind?, deaf? Anything tbh
What is my favourite food?
I’ll fuucking eat anything
Not at all
When I meet someone for the first time I must immediately…
Sneeze on them
Who are my 2 moms?
Chloe and Lexi
What is my favourite toy?
Squirt or my pickle
What is my ethnicity?
Russian
When my ears get cold what does gabby do?
Warms them with her breath
Where is my favourite spot to throw up?
Carpets
Give me 5 of my nicknames
Money, Bunkus, little monkey man, mon kiki, dish rag, chunky monkey, Smokey etc
List 2 of my TOP favourite human foods
Hamburger helper, jr chicken
What are my political beliefs?
Communist or Marxism if you ask Grandma
What is my least favourite self care activity?
Getting my nails done
What is my favourite drink
Dishwater
What does Alexis’s mom call me?
Puss/ hairy puss
Why do I sit on my stool?
To feel powerful/ tall and I can see everyone
What is my favourite song?
Beautiful boy
Where are my 2 bald spots?
Ears and back
What colour was the ribbon I ate?
Pink
What happened to my previous owner?
I ate that hoe
What is my favourite human fast food?
Harvey’s
What’s my favourite holiday?
My birthday, will accept pride
Reindeer or cowboy