VIPs
What car did Jesus drive?
a Christ-ler
Cindy Wilkinson's belt is smart! It's got a degree! Which one?
Third Degree!
Where was Jesus born?
Bethlehem
Why is it not appropriate to fart at church?
Because you have to sit in your own pew.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
You LUKE into it.
On the ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What was RCCC called before it was called RCCC?
Community Christian Church
(no I was not looking for what RCCC stands for!)
How many books are in the Old Testament?
39
Where was Solomon's Temple located?
on the side of his head
Who was King of Babylon?
hint: he was on grass for 7 years!
Nebuchadnezzar
What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Turn Right and Go Straight!
When did Pastor Scott join the RCCC Family?
April 2019
What does Amen mean?
A. the end B. so be it C. thank you D. for God
B. so be it
Which minor prophet was well known for his awesome cookies?
Famous Amos
Who should you NOT ask about mathematical issues?
Pastor Scott
Who was the most ruthless man before he tied the knot?
Boaz
Beyond what you could ever imagine, what singer did Scott reference in his sermon on March 13, 2022?
Beyonce '...all you single ladies...'
Ephesians 5:22
(yeah yeah yeah, the one about wives submitting to their hubbies...)
How long does it take to study the Book of Ephesians?
45 months (=1370 days)
(April 2019-Dec 2022)
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
to get to the other side!
Who walked on water?
Jesus and Peter
Who mentioned a Square Dance Class?
Jonah
4:11 And should I not spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more than sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right (hand) and their left (hand)...?
What does Pastor Scott do when he's got info-overload and knows he can't possibly explain this to his sheep in a mere 35ish minutes?
Splits his sermons into PART 1 and PART 2 (and 3 and 4 and ...)
What book in the Bible mentions ‘MOWED GRASS’?
PSALMS (72:6) May he be like rain falling on a mown field, like showers watering the earth.
What happens when you run with your Bible?
Your Psalms get sweaty.